Monday, September 13, 2010

In Honor of the Start of Football Season: NFL SUPERPRO

Phil Grayfield was an NFL football player until he injured his knee saving a child. He becomes a reporter and interviews a scientist/superfan who has built the ULTIMATE NFL UNIFORM!! When thieves invade the scientist's lab and light his priceless NFL memorabilia on fire, the combination of regret-fueled flames and super-scientific chemicals transform Phil Greyfield into an INDESTRUCTIBLE SUPERHERO!! Donning the suit (without permission) he becomes NFL SUPERPRO!!

His iconic and timeless images are offered below.


Wild about highly synergistic cross-marketing campaigns, that is!
This is what a career defined by concussions will do to you.
Commentary on racist sports mascots, or just kinda racist?
More like NFL Super-Bro, Amirite!?!
In the future, football is played for the highest stakes of all!! Bright, lasery stakes!
I'll trade you 3 NFL SuperPros for something that's worth anything? A sandwich?
Really? Fumbling the zeppelin-sized laser football? Not exactly living up to your namesake, are you?
What's stronger: bullets, or ABS OF STEEL!! (Thank you 8:00 Abs)
The Team-up demanded by YOU, THE READERS!! Wait, what readers?
But what fans, SuperPro? WHAT FANS!?!?!

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